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humanstucks:

Finally, an ancestor lineup with their jobs too!




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gladism:

An AU where in her weak and desperate state (and also because she destroyed her laptop in a blind fury) Jane Crocker puts on her tiara top, meaning to speak with her best friend Roxy, only to end up being brainwashed by it and becoming the fully realized heiress to the Betty Crocker throne.
And then she sets off to find allies; she kills Jake because she finds him an absolute dumbass. She kills Roxy because Roxy would never be on her side, even if she attempted to brainwash her. Dirk, at first, refuses to join her, but then AR ends up brainwashing Dirk and joins Jane.
Jane and Dirk kill the the previous Condesce, and Jane takes the throne. And then… that’s all I have right now.
IDK I can’t think of any other ideas for this, but this AU has been my obsession for the past, like, two weeks now so I’m p into it. (Also it’s obv DirkJane I mean come on.) (Also she’s prolly like in her 20’s in this pic.)

gladism:

An AU where in her weak and desperate state (and also because she destroyed her laptop in a blind fury) Jane Crocker puts on her tiara top, meaning to speak with her best friend Roxy, only to end up being brainwashed by it and becoming the fully realized heiress to the Betty Crocker throne.

And then she sets off to find allies; she kills Jake because she finds him an absolute dumbass. She kills Roxy because Roxy would never be on her side, even if she attempted to brainwash her. Dirk, at first, refuses to join her, but then AR ends up brainwashing Dirk and joins Jane.

Jane and Dirk kill the the previous Condesce, and Jane takes the throne. And then… that’s all I have right now.

IDK I can’t think of any other ideas for this, but this AU has been my obsession for the past, like, two weeks now so I’m p into it. (Also it’s obv DirkJane I mean come on.) (Also she’s prolly like in her 20’s in this pic.)




I got five nights at Freddy’s on the iPad, and already I’ve realized how weak I am.




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Feral Condesce with #2



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nepurin:

lolita-strider said:
Feferi 4 please?

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saccharinesylph:

paperseverywhere:

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the present is absolutely studded with diamonds and probably way more expensive than the contents

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wine glass stains

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stickers

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and MOST IMPORTANT: GLITTER GLUE

every detail on this book was lovingly made UuU

bless you MomLonde

GOD. BLESS.




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playbunny:

"Nepeta is only so sweet and innocent!"

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"Equius is the one who takes care of Nepeta and keeps her in check!"

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"Nepeta isn’t that physically strong!"

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"Nepeta would never be mean or is as sassy as other trolls!"

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Nepeta hates Terezi and is jealous of…




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How to Not Be An Asshole at JoAnns - A guide

saccharinesylph:

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I’m beginning to flinch just seeing cartfulls of teal fabric, so help me.

So, I’ve been working for JoAnns for two years! Yaaaaay. C: As Halloween (and cons!) approach, we’ve entered our busiest season. Halloween is actually more intense than Christmas for us! So, it’s a stressful time for everyone. However, there are some ways to make this a good experience for everyone!

For info on how to save mad bank on coupons, go here!

A Disclaimer: I am just one person describing my experiences. Anyone can be an asshole. Sometimes employees can be assholes, even if you do everything right.

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paigefillyr:

How To Raise Your Descendant, an award winning novel by Orphaner Dualscar.




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the trolls at the waterpark

  • karkat: he wears too much sunblock and slips multiple times on the pavement
  • aradia: she doesn't even swim she just gets food from the concession stand and sits with sollux the whole time
  • tavros: he gets stuck in a float tube and circles the lazy river about 20 times before gamzee finds him and helps him out
  • sollux: he brought his husktop with him and got it wet
  • nepeta: went in the lazy river rapids with equius and fell out and got seperated from him. just curled up on the lounge for the rest of the day. she hated the water. equius insisted she go.
  • kanaya: she spent half the time searching for equius because he refused to put on sunblock. also went on the 70 foot tall waterslide that drops straight down. didn't scream. she is strong.
  • terezi: went on the dragon themed water slide about 10 times until vriska made her stop
  • vriska: layed in the sun for half the trip tanning. tried to flip tavros in the lazy river. tripped karkat. made terezi stop going on the dragon themed waterslide. then took a nap. she was almost left behind until tavros went back and got her.
  • equius: refused to put on sunblock because he is STRONG. ended up getting sunburned all over his body. couldn't move for 3 days.
  • gamzee: he went on all the rides. all of them. his face paint washed off and he got upset for 2 seconds before seeing the lazy river. floated in it until he saw tavros and helped him out.
  • eridan: he didn't wanna go. feferi made him. he was upset the entire time. had to reform his hair after it fell flat when he got out from a waterslide.
  • feferi: she didn't leave. police had to come. she never left. shes still there. swimming, 3 days later. eridan is worried. the police gave up. she is too strong