Finally, an ancestor lineup with their jobs too!
An AU where in her weak and desperate state (and also because she destroyed her laptop in a blind fury) Jane Crocker puts on her tiara top, meaning to speak with her best friend Roxy, only to end up being brainwashed by it and becoming the fully realized heiress to the Betty Crocker throne.
And then she sets off to find allies; she kills Jake because she finds him an absolute dumbass. She kills Roxy because Roxy would never be on her side, even if she attempted to brainwash her. Dirk, at first, refuses to join her, but then AR ends up brainwashing Dirk and joins Jane.
Jane and Dirk kill the the previous Condesce, and Jane takes the throne. And then… that’s all I have right now.
IDK I can’t think of any other ideas for this, but this AU has been my obsession for the past, like, two weeks now so I’m p into it. (Also it’s obv DirkJane I mean come on.) (Also she’s prolly like in her 20’s in this pic.)
I got five nights at Freddy’s on the iPad, and already I’ve realized how weak I am.
Feferi 4 please?
the present is absolutely studded with diamonds and probably way more expensive than the contents
wine glass stains
and MOST IMPORTANT: GLITTER GLUE
every detail on this book was lovingly made UuU
bless you MomLonde
"Nepeta is only so sweet and innocent!"
"Equius is the one who takes care of Nepeta and keeps her in check!"
"Nepeta isn’t that physically strong!"
"Nepeta would never be mean or is as sassy as other trolls!"
“Nepeta hates Terezi and is jealous of…
I’m beginning to flinch just seeing cartfulls of teal fabric, so help me.
So, I’ve been working for JoAnns for two years! Yaaaaay. C: As Halloween (and cons!) approach, we’ve entered our busiest season. Halloween is actually more intense than Christmas for us! So, it’s a stressful time for everyone. However, there are some ways to make this a good experience for everyone!
A Disclaimer: I am just one person describing my experiences. Anyone can be an asshole. Sometimes employees can be assholes, even if you do everything right.
Snip for length!
How To Raise Your Descendant, an award winning novel by Orphaner Dualscar.